mercedesbenzodiazepine:

Taylor: i wanna see the receipts!!!

Kim: 

rihsusvevo:

Taylor :

Kim : 

lucidnee:

Selena is a reminder that sometimes SOMETIMES your friend drama is YOUR FRIENDS DRAMA you send a text message later and say “you ight? You deserve that dragging but you good though??”

pitiful:

when you hear your friend say they got dirt on somebody

cockyhorror:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

do u see the horsies 

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

okay okay now i’ve found dogs

This is the most innocent hack ever

beyonic:

ijws that Kim k is still ugly and horrible seeing y'all make post abt liking her shows y'all pretend to stop liking these racist ass celebs tbh 📝

vealot:

doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic

me: you sellin chronic? 👀

doctor: please sir, you are really sick

me: haha thanks dude

blackgirlsvevo:

me: *sees a cute girl with some sub par guy* free her